Stevachu

i'm quite raving-mad, but all the best people are.
the-goddamazon:

anamateurexpert:

robregal:

rustybirdcage:

bgib:

beastcootie:

Winter is coming.

JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE

#D̥͍͡O̻͖̗͙̲͇̯ ̻͎̠̳Y͈̰Ó͙U̙͉̗͓ ̨͓Ẁ̻͕̪̹͉A̲̬͡N̘N̕A̹͓͘ ̛Ḅ̱̙Ụ̞͇̗̹̺̟I҉͚L̖͎D͕ ̀Ḁ̡̹̙̝͓͍ ̛̱̦͓̣͎̲̲S͔̟̠ͅN̘̦̥̩O̬͕͓̰̩͇W͕M̱̺̰͓À͚͙N͖̣̰̮

This must be what it looked like when the pilgrims invaded America.

THE BOLDED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :’D

I’M SO OVER THIS

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via insideofinsanity)

shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*

(Source: manicgay, via fake-mermaid)

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via fake-mermaid)

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

(via fake-mermaid)

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

(via fake-mermaid)